Workhorse Inc.: Attempted Clock-Out

Congratulations!

After surviving round after round of interviews, you've earned the privilege of joining Workhorse Inc.

We offer an outstanding corporate culture, a flat hierarchy, and flexible working hours.

You'll be working with the very best:

Border Collie, the overachiever; Old Donkey, reliable to a fault; Alpaca, the office spitfire; Tibetan Fox, the resource guru; and Giraffe, the visionary.

Every colleague has a special talent. Quite the talent pool.

You're trapped in the same day. And of course it's a Friday. (Expletives redacted.)

The boss drones on. Another endless alignment meeting starts right on schedule. New requests arrive five minutes before you're due to leave.

Everything resets. You're the only one who remembers.

Try new replies, build relationships, and uncover the office's hidden secrets...

Reach the mythical land of Saturday before you forget why you wanted to go home.

Office warfare doesn't require a sword.

Collect cards. Build your strategy.

Put your hard-earned workplace survival skills to use against everyday demands and whatever fresh crisis lands on your desk.

"Caffeine Life Support" buys a moment of focus. Your exhausted body picks up the tab.

"Paid Poop Break" lets you recover on company time. Just don't make it suspicious.

When the boss plays "Just a Quick Word," will you grin and bear it, master the art of looking busy, or hit back with "Clocking Out"?

Once again, welcome to

Workhorse Inc.