Overview
Summary
An interactive museum with parkour! Run and jump like a parkour master and save your dog from rats. You are robot from a vaporwave ghetto. Sounds cool, right?
Description
About This Game
You are a young robot athlete from the ghetto who wants to escape poverty and save your dog from hungry rats.
In this game, you'll need to reach the top of the world using parkour. And then, you'll find yourself questioning, does this world even have a top?
The realm of absolute absurdity and parkour! The world has taken a nosedive into complete madness, not that it was ever sane to begin with. But hey, this is your golden opportunity, right? Embrace the chaos, because who needs normalcy anyway? In times of crisis, people talk about taking bold actions and decisive steps. But let's be real – that's terrifying! Every move you make could send you careening backward faster than you can say 'oops.' You know, decision-making is hard, and the right path is never clear. But don't fret! Embrace the art of repetition, because apparently, we thrive on mistakes. So just keep making them, and voila – you're learning! Or something like that.
This game inspired by some fairy tale and it is very dramatic. OMG, there is a robot from the ghetto, his dog can be eaten by rats if you do not help him.
The game features several unique aspects - you can press buttons to run and jump, navigating your way to the top. Additionally, you can explore this world and immerse yourself in the gameplay experience.
Yes, the game also features something about samurais and Eastern philosophy because, let's face it, how else can I sell this game to you?
Welcome to a world devoid of mindless asset dumps and meaningless Easter eggs scattered around for no reason. Here, every object plays a crucial role, and only your knowledge of the world will help you uncover the truth. Or, you know, you can just play the game, damn it!
Attention! This is a tough game where you can lose all your progress. The average passing time is 40-100 minutes.
By the way, here's a set of dots (...............) Place them wherever you like to make this text even more dramatic.
In this game, you'll need to reach the top of the world using parkour. And then, you'll find yourself questioning, does this world even have a top?
The realm of absolute absurdity and parkour! The world has taken a nosedive into complete madness, not that it was ever sane to begin with. But hey, this is your golden opportunity, right? Embrace the chaos, because who needs normalcy anyway? In times of crisis, people talk about taking bold actions and decisive steps. But let's be real – that's terrifying! Every move you make could send you careening backward faster than you can say 'oops.' You know, decision-making is hard, and the right path is never clear. But don't fret! Embrace the art of repetition, because apparently, we thrive on mistakes. So just keep making them, and voila – you're learning! Or something like that.
This game inspired by some fairy tale and it is very dramatic. OMG, there is a robot from the ghetto, his dog can be eaten by rats if you do not help him.
The game features several unique aspects - you can press buttons to run and jump, navigating your way to the top. Additionally, you can explore this world and immerse yourself in the gameplay experience.
Yes, the game also features something about samurais and Eastern philosophy because, let's face it, how else can I sell this game to you?
Welcome to a world devoid of mindless asset dumps and meaningless Easter eggs scattered around for no reason. Here, every object plays a crucial role, and only your knowledge of the world will help you uncover the truth. Or, you know, you can just play the game, damn it!
Attention! This is a tough game where you can lose all your progress. The average passing time is 40-100 minutes.
By the way, here's a set of dots (...............) Place them wherever you like to make this text even more dramatic.
