Ultracapitalism
Ultracapitalism is a company-building roguelike autobattler where cash is your health and debt is your weapon. Assemble a 10-slot board of corporate assets, customize synergies with buzzwords, and auto-battle rival founders in deterministic asynchronous boardroom combat.
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Ultracapitalism is a company-building roguelike autobattler where cash is your health and debt is your weapon. Assemble a 10-slot board of corporate assets, customize synergies with buzzwords, and auto-battle rival founders in deterministic asynchronous boardroom combat.
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WELCOME TO THE BOARDROOM. WIN OR GO BANKRUPT.
Ultracapitalism is a company-building roguelike autobattler where corporate greed is weaponized into deterministic combat.
Pick a founder, survive fiscal years of questionable business decisions, and assemble a 10-slot Board of Assets — unpaid interns, offshore tax havens, union busters, automated server racks, AI agents, and more. Then sit back and watch your corporate engine auto-battle rival corporations to the death.
The rules of the free market are simple:
Achieve 10 Wins for Total Market Domination. Or suffer 5 Setbacks and you’re liquidated into bankruptcy.
💼 CASH IS HEALTH. DEBT IS POISON.
Forget hit points and mana. In Ultracapitalism, the balance sheet is the battlefield:
Cash & Valuation: Cash on hand is your lifeblood. When it hits zero, security escorts you out of the building.
Loss & Profit: Inflict brutal Loss on rival balance sheets while pumping Profit back into your own reserves.
Moats, Debt & Scandal: Build a defensive Moat against incoming Loss. Weaponize non-decaying Debt that pierces straight through Moats, or spark fast-burning PR Scandals.
The Market Crash: When battles drag out, the unavoidable Market Crash arrives: an escalating, indiscriminate bloodbath where only the most solvent survive.
👔 THREE ASYMMETRIC FOUNDERS
Pick a CEO that defines your corporate culture and starting portfolio:
The Baron (Old Money Conglomerate): Starts with an ungodly Valuation, shallow pocket change, and unkillable, high-footprint property engines that scale off sheer monetary worth.
Scrappy (The Bootstrapped Underdog): Cash-poor, deep initial Funding, and an insatiable hunger to hustle. Thrives on low-cost swarms, Overwork, and mechanics that scale off having less.
Sergei (The Tech Disruptor): "Move fast, break laws." Packs exclusive automation and software assets, piling on volatile Debt, explosive Windfall payouts, and self-damaging high-speed engines.
🌐 ASYNC PVP & PUBLIC FILINGS
Take your company public. In every End-of-Year review, battle the registered Filings of real players’ historical runs. Test your economic engine against the greed of the entire community in fully deterministic, cheat-proof asynchronous multiplayer.
📈 UPGRADE, PIVOT, AND SLAP ON BUZZWORDS
SaaS Pricing Tiers: Upgrade your company's assets from Basic → Plus → Pro → Enterprise to supercharge their output and unlock disgusting corporate synergies.
Graft on Corporate Jargon: Slap Buzzwords onto literally anything. Make a factory worker Agile. Make an intern Disruptive. Make an espresso machine Gamified. Every buzzword modifies how your assets work.
MATURE CONTENT / SATIRICAL DISCLAIMER
Contains themes of extreme corporate malfeasance, hostile takeovers, horrible bosses, overworked interns, dubious venture funding, aggressive tax structuring, and relentless pursuit of shareholder value.
