Ultimate Sportsball Championship (USC) is a mixed sportsball game.

Did you ever watch football and think, why don’t they have rackets? Do you ever watch basketball and wonder, how come they’re not wearing roller blades? Ever watch soccer and ask yourself why ain’t nobody have no balls? Well, that’s because you’re certified. You’re right about soccer, though.

Anyway, USC has none of those things either. But some mad genius only went and combined Pong and Breakout to make a brand new sport for us all to enjoy.

It’s got everything you could possibly want in a sport: balls, bricks, quarters, and some other things.

And best of all: no zombies.

So, grab your flat cap and put your boots on and challenge your computer machine or best mate (or squire, if you don’t have any mates) to a classic game of Ultimate Sportsball today.

Here’s what some influencer might have said if we’d had enough money to pay them:

“USC feels like a modern game for modern people in a modern setting. It takes place in space, which is very modern. I’m not just saying that because I’m getting paid, I’ve been loving spaces and other modern things for years.”