

Solve puzzles, enlist magic beans, eat soap, plan your escape, and confront the menacing mage who keeps you confined in his tower. Will you keep cracking jokes or learn from your mistakes? Your choices matter.
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Solve puzzles, enlist magic beans, eat soap, plan your escape, and confront the menacing mage who keeps you confined in his tower. Will you keep cracking jokes or learn from your mistakes? Your choices matter.
Description
The Wizard’s Beans Or: A Short Period of Unplanned Internment is a text-based comedy adventure involving enchanted beans, alchemical elements, and most uncivil confinement while tackling subjects such as personal boundaries and humor.
It had to happen at some point: An evil wizard locked you up in his tower! Since he probably has plans for you, you need your wits to plan your escape. Solve puzzles, enlist magic beans, eat soap, and confront the menacing mage. Will you keep cracking jokes or learn from your mistakes? Your choices matter.
Lovingly crafted by a human being with human flaws, no LLM slop!
Fair game design (no deaths, dead ends, or mazes)
Comedy writing from one of the best comedy writers here in the room with me right now
Dynamic puzzles: Each playthrough is unique
Typographically typeset for a convenient reading experience.
Save/Load system and undo-feature
Non-gendered player character
Steam Achievements
(Music, ambiance and sound effects augment your immersion)
Almost*) no deaths and only mild (or implied) violence
Petable creatures!
*) There is one situation but players are given ample warning.
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