The Lion Gambles Everything He Owns
A gambling simulator with 10 mini-games and 40+ collectible cards, scratch the itch without losing your savings. Collect every cards in a desperate attempt to escape this endless loop of high dopamine pumps.
Released
6 May 2026
This year
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VGDB Score
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83%
Positive
Overview
Summary
A gambling simulator with 10 mini-games and 40+ collectible cards, scratch the itch without losing your savings. Collect every cards in a desperate attempt to escape this endless loop of high dopamine pumps.
Description
About This Game
The Lion was trapped. He never wanted this life. A curse bound him to gamble for generations. The Lion does not concern himself with his bank account and gambles all of his savings anyways. The Lion knows that he may be touched and lose his gooning streaks, but his strategies remain unmatched. The lion never asks for the odds. The Lion just asks for the max bet button. Sheep follow the betting strategy. The lion follows his feeling. The lion doesn't check his bank account. The Lion checks the energy in the room. The lion knows everything, mainly that the only hand that matters is the one he’s about to play.
Basically, it's a simulator game that gives you a safe way to deal with your gambling urges 😁
FEATURING
10 GAMEMODES AND 40+ CARDS TO COLLECT
DUNGEON DROPS
MINE SWEEPER
SPORTS BETTING
PLINKO BALL
SLOT MACHINE
