Stall #2

A randomized horror-comedy about finding the one safe bathroom stall before your burrito takes you out. Knock, listen, and investigate the stalls in a haunted office building. Read the signs wrong and you might die, laugh, or even poo yourself. Read them right for sweet relief.

You devoured a pretty sus burrito. That was your first mistake.

You're the night security guard at an office building with a bathroom problem. Something is wrong with the stalls. You're all alone with only your flashlight and no means of defense, and your stomach has started a countdown that won't be stopped.

There is exactly one safe stall. Find it.

Investigate before you commit

Every stall has tells. It's up to you to find them. Always Observe before entering. Knock and hear what might knock back. Listen for occupation or worrying signs. Open only if you dare. Do one final check before you commit to sit. Even the toilet itself might not be safe...

Get it wrong and your run is over. There's no second chance, no health bar, no fighting back. Just you, a locked bathroom, and potential mistakes you can't take back. Be thorough to win, but take too long and your body becomes the real enemy as the timer ticks down.

Though you can't fight back, each death offers a new experience with entirely new stalls, no two playthroughs alike.

Feeling cheeky? Open stalls on purpose, experience every anomaly, every death. You never know what you might find.