Some Watermelon Simulator

ONE MILLION WATERMELONS. ZERO EXCUSES.

A mountain of one million watermelons is waiting on your farm. Your job: make every single one disappear.

From Hands to a Melon Empire

• Crush, juice and sell: watch market prices and sell at the perfect moment.

• Automate everything: cargo drones, robot vacuums, giant claw cranes, wheel loaders, catapults, harvest bots, magnet towers, rails and mechanical rail arms.

• Fun helpers: a hungry hippo, a rainbow unicorn and a golden goose whose eggs hatch into goslings that carry melons for you.

• A huge skill tree with hundreds of upgrades: stronger crusher, faster hands, bigger wheelbarrow, better machines.

Build a Whole Town

• Factories for juice, ice cream and melon sugar, plus a power plant with wind turbines and solar panels.

• Farm animals, crop fields, a mine, a zoo, an airport, a sea port with cargo ships, a supermarket and a funfair.

• Hire workers and watch them do their jobs. Visitors drive in, park their cars and spend their money.

Defend Your Farm

• At night, melon monsters climb out of the pile. Small runners, acid spitters, flying melons, giants and huge bosses, each with its own special attack.

• Build turrets, wizard towers, shields, mines and an air defense battery.

• Fight with a pistol, rifle, shotgun and sniper.

Pure Melon Chaos

• Plasma vacuum, dragonfire thrower, bomb launcher, doomsday missile and a black hole wand.

• Call a meteor shower or raise your own pet dragon.

• Ride a motorbike, fly with a jetpack, dash with rocket boots.

• Launch people into the sky. Just because you can.

More Melon

• Day and night cycle: sleep to turn experience into skill points.

• 24 quests that guide you from the first melon to the last.

• 20 legendary melons with permanent bonuses.

• 20 Steam achievements and a global leaderboard: who can crush 1,000,000 melons the fastest?

• 3 save slots, full key rebinding and 30 languages.

Can you crush them all?