RUG THEM ALL
A satirical political sim where you start as president with $1,000,000 and one term to become a billionaire. Move markets with a single post, front-run the crash, rug your own memecoin, and bet on disasters you cause - while the auditors build a file on you.
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A satirical political sim where you start as president with $1,000,000 and one term to become a billionaire. Move markets with a single post, front-run the crash, rug your own memecoin, and bet on disasters you cause - while the auditors build a file on you.
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About This Game
YOU WERE ELECTED. NOW MONETIZE IT.
Congratulations, President. The Republic of Grandvia has entrusted you with its highest office, its treasury, its future, and - more importantly - a bank account containing $1,000,000.
You have one term to turn that into a billion.
FOUR PLATFORMS. ONE CONFLICT OF INTEREST.
False Social - Say something. Anything. A threat to a company nobody has heard of, a policy invented at 6am, a number you made up on the spot. The markets are listening, and they cannot tell the difference between a plan and a whim.
gambling.view - Watch what your words did. Better: be positioned before you say them. Every candle on this chart is somebody's retirement, and you are holding the match.
rug.boring - Launch a coin. Watch the holder count climb, the chat fill up with diamond hands and rent money, the price go vertical. Then decide exactly when to pull the liquidity.
monolosing - A prediction market, for people who guess. You do not guess. You place the bet, then you go and make it true.
THE FILE ON YOUR DESK IS GETTING THICKER
Every move leaves a trace. A tax inspector notices a filing that does not add up. A securities commission staffed by one intern opens a folder. A journalist nobody has bought yet starts asking about timestamps.
Profit and heat rise together. The next move is always worth it. That is the problem.
FEATURES
Turn $1,000,000 into $1,000,000,000 across four interconnected platforms
Move entire markets with a single post, then profit from the wreckage you predicted
Launch, hype and rug your own memecoin - and pick the moment to vanish
Bet on outcomes you personally intend to cause
Stay ahead of tax inspectors, regulators and the press as your file grows
Chunky pixel art and a CRT-soaked terminal aesthetic
A NOTE ON REALISM
Every person, company, country, currency and market in this game is invented. Any resemblance to real financial crime is a coincidence, and certainly not a tutorial.
