Make The Pool Blue Again: Pool Cleaning Simulator

Pressure-wash a national eyesore into sparkling blue water. Vacuum the rubbish, deal with meddling geese, and endure a president who takes credit for every clean centimetre. A first-person cleaning comedy with a very dirty job.

You clean. He takes the credit.

The reflecting pool has turned green. President Grump has promised the world a beautiful blue transformation. You have a pressure washer. Guess who is doing the work.

Make a visible difference

Sweep away the green and watch clear blue water emerge beneath your nozzle. Switch spray patterns, work along the pool, and turn an embarrassing mess into something worth photographing.

Clean up more than the water

Swap to the vacuum to remove floating rubbish. Take in the sights, find the hidden jokes, and keep an eye on the wildlife. The geese have their own plans.

A very important person is supervising

President Grump offers praise, complaints and completely undeserved claims of credit from his enormous screen. The work is yours. The victory photograph is his.

Upgrade the cleanup operation

Earn cleanup credits and visit the procurement shop. Wash with two streams using the Bipartisan Blaster, launch rubber ducks with the Quack Enforcement cannon, or coat stubborn mess with Covfefe foam before rinsing it away. Better tools. Bigger claims.

Accept an optional Pond Security audit. The inspectors bring leaking briefcases. You bring water and rubber ducks.