KOMMERSANT
KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time!
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Released
24 Apr 2019
7 years ago
PC
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90%
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KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time!
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KOMMERSANT is a game that will teach you how to think positively, carve your way to success, and finally sell that friggin vacuum. Buy KOMMERSANT™ now and become mind-bogglingly successful in no time! KOMMERSANT: SUCCESS IS WITHIN YOUR GRASP!In KOMMERSANT, you can
- learn how to become successful in no time
- explore new methods of attracting luck
- beat policemen with a spade or solve issues peacefully (i.e. with bribes)
- buy a dog and teach it to “go get them”
- let go of inner fears and stress
- steal a car, ride it, and run people over
- buy, sell, and rid yourself of depression
- shoot a gun while jumping
- work for a successful transnational company
- ride either a Ferrari and a ZAZ Zaporozhets
- learn to stop worrying and love your Dream Life
