I HATE trees, so an ANCIENT VAMPIRE hired me to DESTROY EVERY last ONE
An ancient vampire hired you to destroy every tree on an island. Chop, burn, automate the logging and turn it into cash. Along the way, uncover the island's secrets, meet its eccentric residents and try not to anger your employer.
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An ancient vampire hired you to destroy every tree on an island. Chop, burn, automate the logging and turn it into cash. Along the way, uncover the island's secrets, meet its eccentric residents and try not to anger your employer.
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WELCOME! NOW GET TO WORK
You've hated trees with a passion all your life. At last, fate is doing you a favour: your life's calling can now bring you both genuine joy and cold, hard cash! All thanks to a mysterious employer who's suspiciously wary of anything pointy.
UNRAVEL MYSTERIES AND HELP THE LOCAL ODDBALLS
An ISLAND awaits — full of mysteries, secrets, eccentric locals (and their utterly unhinged requests), and TREES just begging to be chopped down, uprooted and turned into money.
AUTOMATE — AND DON'T ANGER YOUR DEFINITELY-NOT-A-VAMPIRE EMPLOYER
Chop! Burn! Hire workers! Automate! The island is enormous, and you can't do it all alone.
Unlock new skills, buy and upgrade tools, and become more EFFICIENT at destroying trees! Whether it's nature or magic, this place has plants from all over the world. A plain old axe won't cut it.
Just don't forget who's really in charge here...
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY... FLOWERS ARE TREES. ROCKS ARE TREES TOO. EVERYTHING IS TREES.
Your employer has completely lost the plot, so... flowers count as trees! Rocks too... and apparently even crabs... What else? What's he hiding? And why do you hate trees so much?
FEATURES
Chop, burn and uproot TREES. Flowers and rocks count too — take it up with your employer.
Hurl your axe with a mighty swing and call it back to your hand. Walking over to fetch it is inefficient!
Buy and upgrade tools: the local flora has far too many chances of survival.
Hire workers and collector bots — let someone else's hard work make you money.
Unlock skills and turn your hatred of trees into a profitable business.
Explore the island, uncover secrets and fulfil the local oddballs' unhinged requests.
Get a dog. You can pet it. Please don't chop it.
Find out what your definitely-not-a-vampire employer is hiding.
