

A comedy microgame collection from the frog war. Dozens of five-second missions: catch the fly, pump the shotgun, don't shoot. One command, one input, no time to think. The speed never stops climbing. A full campaign, boss fights, and an endless tour of duty.
Overview
A comedy microgame collection from the frog war. Dozens of five-second missions: catch the fly, pump the shotgun, don't shoot. One command, one input, no time to think. The speed never stops climbing. A full campaign, boss fights, and an endless tour of duty.
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ORDERS ARE SIMPLE. SURVIVING THEM ISN'T.
You're a frog. There's a war going on. Your commanding officer has about five seconds of patience, and he's going to spend most of it yelling one thing at you.
CATCH! RELOAD! DON'T SHOOT!
Read the order, figure it out, and do it fast. Get it wrong and the whole platoon gets to watch.
WHAT YOU'RE SIGNING UP FOR
A pile of five-second microgames, each built around one simple command
Boss fights that throw something bigger at you between the chaos
A campaign across the frog war, complete with a war-room map and an ending
Endless mode to see how long you can keep up before your reflexes fall apart
Things keep getting faster. The longer you survive, the less time you have to read, think, and react
Multiple save slots, with different coloured recruits to choose from
EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
Microgames can change when they come back around. Layouts, setups, and little details may shift, so memorizing exactly what happened last time won't always save you.
Read the order. Pay attention. Move fast.
FAILURE IS HALF THE FUN
Every microgame has a win and a fail, and the losing side gets just as much attention. Mess something up and there's a good chance you'll want to see what happens anyway.
Sometimes failing is funnier than winning.
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