green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies

Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?

Features

• Stunning graphics made entirely in Microsoft Paint.
  
• Heavenly OST featuring one entire track.
  
• Raunchy humor.
  
• Edgy advice.
  
• Knowledgeable green ogre.

This game is not suitable for children.
Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously.