FRIEND SLOP is a roguelike deckbuilder about building the dumbest card combos you can and riding them as far as they go.

Pick a class. The Rizzler charms enemies into skipping turns, the Sigma grinds out Strength, the Gooner Chad tanks everything and the Doomer pays HP to hit harder the closer he gets to dying. Each one plays completely differently.

Every run is different. You start with a random balance patch, each act lands on a different corner of the internet, and a new tag trends every week. Fight duos, elites, a Slop King who heckles your plays, and an optional fourth act full of comment section regulars.

• 213 cards, 53 relics, 73 enemies and snacks you can eat mid fight
• 4 classes, 15 ascension levels
• Daily and weekly challenges, Boss Rush, a weekly Speedrun board and Custom Runs
• Play with friends: party races, live Bad Advice voting, revenge curses and a weekly raid boss everyone fights together
• Ghost duels against real players' decks
• 27 song soundtrack you can switch to phonk, chiptune, lofi or hyperpop
• 57 achievements
• Twitch chat voting for streamers

Build something stupid. Make it work.