CORVIDTALISM: Win at Life
Help a lazy low life get back up on his feet. Make him work, use persuasion, ignore his cries, and make choices for him. "Don't say you don't want to win at life."
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Summary
Help a lazy low life get back up on his feet. Make him work, use persuasion, ignore his cries, and make choices for him. "Don't say you don't want to win at life."
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About This Game
A low life sits alone in his flat missing days of work creating a debt of unproductivity.
Then...
You are called along to help.
Gameplay:
WORK 3 DIFFERENT JOBS.
MAKE CHOICES.
EARN CASH.
BUY PILLS.
TRUST WHAT YOU'RE TOLD.
MAKE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE.
Features:
LOUD BUSES.
AUTHENTIC HAPPINESS.
A pretty narrative.
PERFECT SYSTEMS.
BAD SUNDAYS.
3 ENDINGS.
CORVIDS.
THIS PRODUCT IS AROUND 30 MINUTES IN LENGTH. CONSUMERS MAY BE SUBJECTED TO RELENTLESS HEDONISM, AND OPPORTUNITIES FOR GROWTH ARE NOT GUARANTEED.
FRIENDLY REMINDER:
Be productive! You never know when it'll all go to waste.
"Smile a little, why don't ya?"
