Bugs Don't Pay Rent

Got pests that just won't quit?

Is cleaning a total nightmare, or your secret obsession?

Some things are better left to the pros.

Hello there! We're Bugs Don't Pay Rent – Cleaning & Pest Control Co.

FLUSH 'EM OUT

They love to hide. Right-click to lift the furniture, hold your UV lamp along the baseboards, and follow the glowing droppings straight to their nest.

BAIT 'EM, SEAL 'EM, SMASH 'EM

A crack in the wall keeps refilling the room. Lay down bait or slip them some poison, then seal it shut with caulk. Timing is everything: seal it too early and they'll chew right through. As for the nests? See one, smash it.

THE RIGHT TOOL FOR THE JOB

Every tool has one thing it's good at. A fly swatter won't do squat against a roach, and too much spray just breeds resistance. Boiling water? Boiling water doesn't care. Your license decides what the Shop will sell you.

EXTERMINATION IS ONLY HALF THE BATTLE

Grease, soap scum, dust, cobwebs, and whatever the bugs left behind. Mop the wet messes, sweep the dry ones, scrub the grime, and feel that little rush every time a piece of furniture goes "ding!"

Then put everything back where it was. Clock out for before-and-after photos and a star for every client request you met. Stars mean tips.

SKILL UPS & ROBOTS

Practice makes perfect: the more you use a tool, the better it gets. Later you can buy robot vacuums and drones. Need a scout, a bait runner, a nest wrecker or a laser for the flies? There's a bot for that. As the saying goes, "A craftsman is only as good as his tools."

FROM HALF A STOREFRONT TO HEADQUARTERS

Grow a tiny shop into a real company. Put your pay back into the storefront and watch it go from a hand-nailed wooden sign to a headquarters with a giant cockroach on the roof. Every level comes with a real perk.