Baby Carbonara
THE BABY IS HUNGRY! Cook rats! Chop mushrooms! Handle raw uranium fuel rods??? Smoke cigarettes! FEED YOUR GLORIOUS BABY LEADER TODAY. Total VR Carbonara immersion. Absolute kino.
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THE BABY IS HUNGRY! Cook rats! Chop mushrooms! Handle raw uranium fuel rods??? Smoke cigarettes! FEED YOUR GLORIOUS BABY LEADER TODAY. Total VR Carbonara immersion. Absolute kino.
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About This Game
"Cook rats, chop mushrooms and make Carbonara all in the name of our Glorious Leader: Baby Krasnov!"
Remember who you do it all for...
Take on the role of head train chef as you work with whatever ingredients you can get.
Hold raw uranium rods. Get blasted with high-pressure jets of steam and listen to hot mongolian tunes while smoking cigarettes in your very own isolation cham- kitchen!
THE RADS
Assemble a litany of delicious meals, such as the classic:
'Capitalist Sausage Sandwich' (it's just a hot dog)
'Eastern' Delight
Morskoy Omelette
... and more!
For you, my Glorious Leader.
Become a master of your environment - learning the kitchen and most definitely totally not causing vast amounts of food wasteage (impossible).
You have highly advanced cooking utensils under your disposal, after all:
The Infinitely Dispensing 'Food' Chute (that's NOT connected to the munitions carriage)
The Universal Food Assembly Unit
The Mechanical Baby Vegetable Chopping Unit (MBVCU)
The latest in meat grinding technology... The Meat Grinder v1.0
and a frying pan!!! (wow!)
Get to cooking NOW, Comrade!
Kiss your nearest @mutinouslobomite polaroid, and get to work, comrade. The food won't cook itself!
