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After King Bedrieger commands his loyal warrior, Blueman, to find an ancient artifact, Blueman finds himself in a treacherous temple full of traps, monsters, and hidden treasures. Blueman is a platformer game with bite sized levels, a strict time limit, and collectables to increase your score. Points are important beyond just getting a high score- earning points grants you more health! The order of the stages is randomized, and you only have to finish 5 levels to get to the next world. For experienced explorers, an optional "Gauntlet mode" has you play every single last level.

In the dawn of time, there was only one thing to look forward to in life: romance. Where did I pull that fact from? Out of my ass, of course- but that isn't the point. The point is- love is pretty fuckin' cool, and has been around for the forevers. Anyway, since Valentines Day never gets any romance games, why not have a dating sim for this particular day of celebrating said romances? Oh wait, the game wasn't released on Valentine's Day? This ruins everything.

When the planets align, and the stars shine the brightest they ever have, a hero shall rise. But this hero doesn't have muscles, isn't a vampire, AND is literally just a box. Meet GREENMAN, the most handsome (note: contest was self-managed) video game hero of ALL TIME! You must face over a variety of different obstacles, using the magical instrument known as "MOUSE AND KEYBOARD" to control Greenman. Promise you won't die though, right?