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Deported 2: Build That Wall

Deported 2: Build That Wall

Crankage Games2018

Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale full of satire and parody! Play as Ronald J. Grump, a secret agent hellbent on deporting illegal extraterrestrials from outer-space off of his home-planet! Brosie O'Shlongel is back for vengeance, and this time, this scumsucker means business!

Deported: Drain the Swamp

Deported: Drain the Swamp

Crankage Games2018

Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale full of satire and parody! Play as Ronald J. Grump, a secret agent hellbent on deporting illegal extraterrestrials from outer-space off of his home-planet! Follow Agent Grump as he drains the swamp, deports aliens, and makes Earth great again!

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

Crankage Games2018

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick

Crankage Games2018

The Chronicles of Quiver Dick is a Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To make you laugh! Play as Quiver Dick, a legendary storyteller and former badass, as he embarks on one of many downright crazy and entirely messed up adventures!

Metal as Phuk

Metal as Phuk

Crankage Games2017

Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy RPG that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh! Play as Chael, the last Paladin of the Metal Order, as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag!